Dumb Beaver

When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.

Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.

by The Sexy 1 August 12, 2012

Beaver Dam, Missouri

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

beaver shark

A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"

by Vector Burger August 4, 2009

beaver boys

Males who wear tight white clothing and whose main diet consists of shrimp and white whine. Usually seen dancing in clubs doing their famous move, the beaver bounce. Also seen prowling on women at the beach.

Guy 1: Did you see those beaver boys dancing at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude i joined in and beaver bounced all night, hey wheres all the shrimp?

by omginbd May 29, 2008

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006

Beaverton

A city in Oregon, a suburb of Portland. A nice neighborhood to raise a family, specially in the Bethany Blvd. and South Beaverton(Murray Hills, Southridge) area. Has a big nice library, good schools with ACTs and SATs higher than the state and nationwide average.

House prices varies from cheap to $3,000,000 about. According to Mongabay, Beaverton is one of the richest places based on zip codes in the whole country.

It is home to the Nike Headquarters as well.

A good place to raise a family or live in, in Oregon because of it's accesibility for malls, other cities and public mass transportation. That place is Beaverton.

by MikaOR November 12, 2007

Eager Beaver

Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.

Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!

by morningtea May 4, 2007