If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.

I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.

by poontang September 27, 2006

Bant

Shortened from Banter, meaning for something to be highly enjoyable.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.

"Jaysus, that session was great bant."

by Michael Ronan April 26, 2009

Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012

Banter Fuck

The act of committing sexual acts with an individual who you have grudges or grievances with, all for the sake of quality banter.

J - I fucked Abb the over day!
W - Really?! we thought you hated her?
J - Yeah I do, It was a banter fuck. Quality banter!

by GogglePops January 29, 2015

Bantelope

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

by Dr Ram September 19, 2014