ass bandit

-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others

-related forms
ass banditry, adverb

1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."

by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007

Sheet Bandit

A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.

Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?

by Biddles October 4, 2009

Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010

Butthole Bandit

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

by jsilll February 24, 2011

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

bussy bandit

One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros

Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit

by (((Noticer))) June 22, 2022