Skip to main content

bald water

When you're being bald.
ur being so bald, ur bald water kid, trash L.
by anonymous March 14, 2021
mugGet the bald water mug.

The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world
by BigC_heese October 3, 2020
mugGet the The Council of Bald mug.

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
by Herr Magie July 3, 2022
mugGet the Bald Balls mug.

Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.
He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.
by Joeghd December 23, 2021
mugGet the Bald Gang mug.

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.
Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy
by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021
mugGet the Bald Tommy mug.

bald neck

When your annoyed and angry by someone and randomly says they have a bald neck
“U so ugly

“Stfu witcho bald neck
by APussyHoeCouldNevaaa August 21, 2019
mugGet the bald neck mug.

bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive
person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them
by bald baby April 24, 2022
mugGet the bald baby mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email