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I'm begging you 

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.
I'm begging you by ZCMC March 11, 2009

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading
"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."
Hag Bagging by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Shane-banging 

The act of publicly fingering a girl on the dance floor
"I Shane-banged that blackapotomous at the bar last night, bro."

"Shane-banging is the only way to show a bitch who's boss."
Shane-banging by Blackapotomous January 1, 2013

emotional banging 

when you really connect with someone in them feelings
we couldn’t quite physically bang so we opted for emotional banging instead

Banging for roof 

Having sex with someone because you need a place to stay in a new city/a city you do not live in.
I can't afford a hotel in London tonight, I'm just going to go banging for roof.
Banging for roof by fine_balance December 26, 2011

Cairnie Bagging 

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.
"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"