breast

Give any teenage boy a dictionary and this is most likely the word they'll look up.

Boy 1: Hey man, check it out ... 'breast, noun, two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman'
Boy 2: Awesome! Now look up nipple ...

by Kateeeee May 4, 2008

breasticles

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

by knifewounds January 16, 2009

ass to breast ratio

The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other

It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.

For example;

A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl

Ratio=4:4

Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio

The ratio can differ slightly

For example;

A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok

Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5

NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female

good ass to breast ratios are;

5:5

5:4

4:4.5

bad ratios are;

5:1= ok boobs but no ass

0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass

4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass

by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010

breastmilks

Healthy liquid nuorishment that is secreted from a Cambodian immagrant from the Bronx.

From Dave Chappelle

P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breastmilks from a Cambodian immigrant. I only drink the finest breastmilks.

Breastmilks, you make my daaayaaaayyy!!!

by ANDROOZE September 14, 2006

Breast Dancing

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and vigorously rub's her breast's in his face

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Kiersten : Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Craig : Wow check it out Jake's Breast Danicing with Kiersten!
Chad : Ohh! I hope she turns around! Oh yeah baby shake what god gave you!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Wow a sasuage fest! Mmmmm!
Craig : Don't even think about it!
Chad: Well!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Don't forget the plums!
Steve : La La La La La!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmmm! Puddin!
Craig : This is disgusting I need to see some boobs!
Steve : Hey Craig I got boobs too wanna see?
Craig : That's it I quit!
Chad: Wow you have a nice set of tit's Steve how bout some Breast Dancing!
Steve : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop November 15, 2017

breast fest

1. A gathering of a lot of girls in one place.
2. Completely opposite of a sausage fest.
3. If the girls are good looking, a man's nirvana.

1. The boy band concert was a complete breast fest.
2. I was so happy that the party was one big breast fest and I hooked up like three times.
3. This breast fest is like heaven.

by The Real McLovin March 12, 2009

breastimistic

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.

Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?

by kooljess702 November 4, 2017