BongleSplonk

When you cum in a condom, tie it' and shove it up yer ass.

Yo bro, are you fucking BongleSponking, what a fag.

Woooo, I just got done bongleSplonking

by Bloody bunghole February 11, 2019

boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019

boneless bagel

Like the boneless bread it’s confusing

Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...

by Dash Lenowo August 24, 2019

Boneless sex

Fucking your girl with an unerect penis

"Last week was boring". "James and i were having horny but his penis wouldn't erect, we ended up having boneless sex."

by DJSLIMDICK 69 August 26, 2019

Bonelesstv

The coolest youtuber the world has ever seen, known for his extremely good looks and talents ranging acrosss skating, gaming and lucious hair flips..

Bruh Bonelesstv just took my girl

by Maskedwiddow September 20, 2019

bonkenschlauzen

Big titties/Big tiddies. Originating from slang in Holland.

Her bonkenschlauzens were bouncin all over the place. Almost took a guy's eye out!

Or..

Corrr, look at those bonkenschlauzens. What a crackin pair.

by Prick'ed123 October 6, 2019

Binklebottom

Someone who isn't very smart, but in a cute or funny way.

My girlfriend is such a Binklebottom

by A_Wild_Nyctophole December 5, 2019