bert mccracken

bert mccracken is someone that I once knew and care very much about. He is more than just "crazy" or "hot" or all of the other typical descriptions, he is much more complicated and difficult and interesting. So much so, in fact, that I couldn't possibly try and define him.
I wish him all the things that he has ever dreamed of having, I only wish he didn't have to hurt himself so much in the process. But I guess it has always been that way with him and probably always will.
I doubt very much that he will ever see this, but if he does he should know that I love him and wish him the best. Oh, and even though it's not as fun as watching you play with " I'm with Stupid", I even listen to your music every now and then.

by rachel a. August 27, 2003

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bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

by Thedarison March 7, 2011

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bert mccracken

Berts fucking amazing! His screaming is a rush and I live for that mother fucker....

I'd do him ina second ;)

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

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Diggle Berry

When a little piece of poop gets stuck on the hair of one's ass. Either a human or animal.

Look at all those diggle berrys on that dog's ass! lol

by Hitman0809 November 27, 2007

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Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

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