BAMF

A girl that rides mopeds around thrid world countries with a hiking suitcase on her back, enjoying life, taking it all in and doing whatever the heck she please

Kate Kirby introduced Timor to the phrase BAMF on her moped with no helmet.

by kjstinson September 1, 2012

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

BAMF

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

I cannot believe you just did that, you are so bamf

by cheaboi June 1, 2006

bamf

Onomatopoeic term for the sound made by a teleporting person, usu. found in illustrated novels

And then - Bamf! - Nightcrawler was gone.

by bughunter May 14, 2003

bamf

An incorrect spelling of Banff, Canada.

Gerald: I just went to bamf.
Toby: You mean Banff?
Gerald: How can you tell incorrect spellings in speech?!?!

Melissa: I'm so bamf.
Carol: What? How are you a place in Canada?

by missmandy February 13, 2009

BAMF

bad ass motha fucka

teacher: where's your homework?
student: i didnt do do it
teacher: why not?
student: cuz your a bitch and i like to see you mad
teacher: YOU LITTLE BAMF! get out a piece of paper and do it NOW!
student: go suck your mommys dick
(teacher kills student with baseball bat hidden under desk)

by funny examples June 29, 2009

BAMF

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Damn, now that guy is a bamf.

by Brittunga May 29, 2008