Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

Bald gaz

Massive shiny nonce bonce

Check out that guy leering at kids, what a bald gaz

by Bertolucci April 1, 2020

Bald Bear

Hairy naked mothafucka. ew

research bald bear in google. enjoy

by whosawhatsit January 12, 2012

Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.

He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.

by Joeghd December 23, 2021

bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016

bald peach

your mom lol

dude you have a bald peach.

by 劣等生だ January 25, 2019

bald squad

Where a gang are full of bald people

We're a pack of bald squads

by Abi and Ellie August 14, 2017