Awkwardity

noun- 1. the state of being awkward.

2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.

Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.

by chachahcacharmin April 27, 2010

awkward dump

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.

teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott

by Antone_Shackleton February 10, 2009

awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.

Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*

by Ejohn August 20, 2009

awkward silence

an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.

Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.

by I AM IRON MAN. October 7, 2009

Awkward Raptor

When the sign language for "awkward" is combined with pretending to be a dangerous dinosaur which has tiny arms and walks on two legs. The posture of the body is crucial. One must bend the knees, and arch the back, while walking. To do the sign for awkward extend your thumb, index, and middle finger, forming an L with your left hand. Do this with both hands on a flat plane in front of you, pointing with both hands at about a 45 degree angle. For extra emphasis, curl each finger a bit! The Awkward Raptor is used in moments of extreme awkwardness, and is five times more badass than using any non-extinct animal.

When Timmy, Gigi, and Rebecca bumped into their philosophy professor at a hookah bar where he was making out with their old sunday school teacher, they all immediately turned around and did the Awkward Raptor.

by *Gigi* February 20, 2009

Awkward Baby Turtle

This is derived from the original "Awkward Turtle". This is a hand gesture performed in the occurence of an awkward moment, usually defined by a long silence. In this particulare motion, the hands are placed on top of each other (as in "Awkward Turtle") and the thumbs are pointed outward and circling forward. Next, to create the "baby turtles", the hands are pounded together and separated and then shaped into smaller "turtles" with the both pinkies and thumbs out and circling forward once more.

Francine: Britney Spears is definitely a great role model for the American girl...
Marina, Kelly, and Tamra: ... (Silence and stares)
Kelly: AWKWARD BABY TURTLE!!

by WackaWackaYum October 22, 2009

That Awkward Moment

These specific pairing of words usually means a stupid, random story is about to be told that frankly myself and 97% of the worlds population doesn't give a shit about. So stop saying it... Please.

Thing #1: OMG leik that awkward moment this and that awkward that!! Leik everything's $o awkward!!!

Dr. Seuss: Please. Shut up.

Thing #1: WoW!! That awkward moment when this guys being a complete douche!!

Dr. Seuss: There's nothing awkward about me wanting to beat the shit out you.

Thing #1: ...

by BackDoorz September 7, 2013