The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners
The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.
by Bearnt June 12, 2024
Get the Clayton Keith Awardmug. A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.
by Read and Write April 4, 2023
Get the Cold Budweiser Awardmug. A derogatory slogan used primarily by left-wing activists to mock or belittle right-wing (especially MAGA-aligned) individuals by implying they have repeatedly made poor political choices, and "fell for" those choices due to naïveté or gullibility. Widely considered a political dogwhistle aimed at insulting the intelligence of conservative voters.
"You seriously voted for him again? Congrats, here's your Fell for it Again Award."
"Fell for what..? He did exactly what his platform promised."
"It means you fell for his lies, that’s why it’s called the Fell for it Again Award!"
"And yet from 2020, you think voting in a walking teleprompter was the better choice."
"Fell for what..? He did exactly what his platform promised."
"It means you fell for his lies, that’s why it’s called the Fell for it Again Award!"
"And yet from 2020, you think voting in a walking teleprompter was the better choice."
by Andresonne August 3, 2025
Get the Fell For It Again Awardmug. by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2022
Get the Billboard Music Awardsmug. The current state of the Academy Awards which has terrible ratings and is becoming less relevant with each year.
by Major Thomas March 9, 2018
Get the Asademy Awardsmug. Comedy Awards given based on many factors except merit, especially for Best actor. Reserved are preferred ahead of Deserved. TRP hungry awards
by urskitta June 20, 2018
Get the filmfare awardsmug. When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
Get the Lifetime Achievement Awardmug.