The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating
I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award
by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 23, 2010
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gold plunger award

This is the trophy one wins after a group text among friends displaying everyone's poop of the day for a period of time with a winner chosen based on the amount, size and shape and of coarse grossness.
"Dude I quit you are one nasty ass person, you win the gold plunger award hands down."
by Holyroot May 15, 2016
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Chuckie Award

A person receives the Chuckie Award for being the most inebriated at a social gathering. This award is named in honor of a neighbor, Chuck, who had some legendary drunken mishaps at some of our neighborhood parties.
Craig: Who's going to win the Chuckie Award tonight?
Mike: I think it's Rob, he's been drinking shots of Jack Daniels all night!
by MrJLo1 August 08, 2007
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Award-Digger

Creative Directors who use their creatives and juniors for ideas to win awards and then spit them out once they get their Cannes Lions, Pencils and Loeries.
He was such an award-digger. The moment he got his Award he completely shunned her from the team.
by Hyper_fox May 20, 2018
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takes the awards

when something is so cool it is worthy of getting the 'awards' whatever that may be
that's definitly taking the awards today
by IrishRepublicanArmy May 19, 2004
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A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
by Moistmeat February 12, 2025
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