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Likes 12 year olds
Did you seen Austin lackin on that 12 year old
Austin by Shlattesauce420 October 10, 2020
wow he looks austin
austin by shoe lebron October 21, 2020
the type of poopy to steal your cheeseburger. everyone has given up on ever seeing their cheeseburgers again, thanks to Austin.
hey, did my cheeseburger go missing again? oh, never mind I know that scrotum Austin stole it.
austin by scrotumtickler8008 November 23, 2021
The 3rd top name in sports, that America doesn't care about. i.e. soccer, hockey, quidditch, or archery. Austins usually have abs like Thor and will not hesitate to show them. When drunk, Austins have uncontrollable urges to throw smart phones at squirrels and rodents. They also love ridin' dirty to "On My Level" by Wiz Khalifa. The mortal enemy of an Austin are the Japanese.
Did you go to Austin's game?
No, I had.....clothes to fold.

I found a dead squirrel!

Austin must have gotten him.
Austin by Detective Bonghits February 28, 2013
a sketchball who doesn't even lift
Look at that austin, he couldn't bench my left arm!
Austin by M.O. Ist February 19, 2013