August 30

On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.

1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them

Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "

by Allfather August 29, 2019

Augustus Waters

To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.

Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.

by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013

august 2

national fuck your girlfriend day

hes lucky its august 2

by happylovwlifw July 29, 2021

August 25

People born on August 25 usually have huge dicks and are exceptionally good and making love. They are also very kind and caring and if dared would do anything

Tim was born in August 25, he must have a big one.

by Keims March 19, 2020

August

The absolute GOD, he hits those noscopes on the reg and fucks shit up my guy. Also known for RESPECTING women and absolutely slaying that fucking DRAGON. The ultimate homie who will wingman and slay for you.

- You see that crazy motherfucker August last night?
- Yah that legend dude put some respec on his name foo
- Hell yeah, we need to meet up with that GOD sometime soon

by ManSpeaksFAX February 6, 2019

August 6

NATIONAL GIVE YA GIRLFRIEND A GIFT DAY ❤️

August 6

by Quartlin Thompson August 4, 2019

august 6 1945

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima

august 6 1945: rip hiroshima

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021