japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Astral Projection

The ability to leave you're body in soul/spirit state.

Last Night I Watched Myself Sleep and then I flew away which refers of the action of Astral Projection.

by mrb20990 April 29, 2011

Astro Travelling

More specific than the definition of Astro Traveling. Astro Travelling is driving whilst high on mari. The term is used prolifically by Quasimoto and/or Madlib

Yo we flying through your
Neighbourhood at hyperspeed//
Astro Travelling off that hydro weed

by DoubleKay January 20, 2009

Astrology Passage

JEREMIAH 10:1-2.

Astrology Passage,

1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."

by Herbert W. Armstrong III June 14, 2009

Astro Faggot

The one and only word that over powers "gaylord". May only be used after one gets called a gaylord, and never used any other time.

Guy 1: "fuck you you're gay."
Guy 2: "Well you're a gaylord, O0o0O0ohhhhh I won!!!!"
Guy 1: "Astro Faggot."(walks away calmly)
Guy 3: (To Guy 2) "Dude you just got owned!"

by MrBugle69 November 13, 2011

Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

Astrid

Astrid has an amazing heart. Even after everything, she will still want the best for you. Having an Astrid in your life will change you for the better. She is beautiful, with big brown eyes and long dark hair. She also has an amazing body with smooth tan skin. Astrid is very funny and sarcastic with an adorable laugh to go with it. Astrid is most likely short with an attitude but can still win your heart because she’s an adorable little ball of fluff.

“Wow, she’s so beautiful”
“Yup, that’s Astrid!”

by Happytails January 20, 2020