Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)
To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.
The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.
The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
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