assholeishness

asshole ability level

i'm hella superior to you when it comes to assholeishness

my friends assholeishness ganks so hardcore he doesn't even have time to put on a condom so you're done for bitch!

by rage it up October 12, 2008

opinions are like assholes

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".

I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?

by codysockeye March 21, 2008

assholify

to make one's innapropriate actions or beliefs more believable by citing scripture.

The Bible says "that the worse curse of a liar is that he believes his own lies," said a preacher to Comedian and Social Commentator, Al Franken, on an airplane. Per Al Franken, this would be the highest form of an "assholification" as that quote is not in the Bible...its just a nice quote. See also assholicity.

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

[Assholes]

Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.

"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"

by The brown fox April 17, 2013

assholic bitch

Someone that may be drunk and all around a fucking douchebag at the same time.

"Wow this is so cringey, you fucking suck you assholic bitch."

by Baron the Ever so Boomy March 18, 2017

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 3, 2004

assholesore

an obnoxious jerk; a person with irritating qualities; a know-it-all

Did you hear what Kanye West did at the awards show? What a total assholesore!

by waslow December 4, 2010