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people who use the coercive powers of government to take my earned money to give to jobless lazy assholes
those assholes at the IRS want more of my money because assholes in Washington passed YET another useless law to give my money to lazy welfare assholes
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Assholest

Jimmy is the most assholest person I've ever met.
by MrsCWells January 26, 2009
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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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Assholes

The people who come to this website just to say bad things about people’s names just because they know someone with that name that made them mad.
There are so many assholes that use this website.
by Cheese mc cheeserson October 4, 2017
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Assholes

Well... (assholes- I’m only writing this because it is required)
by Ur mom might be gay October 10, 2018
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ASSHOLES

Valeria and Nick bitch ass who broke Anbhr Charger
Those assholes always breaking shit
by Ass_hole April 5, 2019
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Tripping Assholes

To have an extremely hard drug trip, usually associated with shrooms. Derived from "Tripping balls"
Chris: SAJJAD
Aaron: CHRIS YOUR TRIPPING ASSHOLES!
by ohbaby69 June 18, 2009
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