assamoe

eating at an all you can eat buffet and giving food to your friends but than you tell the people that they are eating without paying which would than make you an assamoe; a way to express excitment.

ASSAMOE!! I just found five dollars!

by D-Wreck May 13, 2005

Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).

1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.

by kjetil ac June 4, 2006

Assalot

A forest located in a town called Swayze. Assalot is home to many rare species, including the ever popular Beargina. Many have tried to spacedock the Beargina of Assalot but few have succeeded. Assalot is the birthplace of the Chocolate Sock Olympics held the weekend of October the 16th.

Guy- "Hey buddy, what are you up to this weekend"

Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"

Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"

Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."

by Beargina October 7, 2009

Assaad

1. Kind hearted and caring, selfless, a genuinely good person at his core.

2. The best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

3. One of the most attractive creatures to ever walk this earth.

4. Knowledgeable on an abundance of things, speciality is those that are science related, also has a very high level of knowledge on things relating to the automotive world.

5. Dangerously high levels of sex appeal at all times.

6. Is likely to have an extremely attractive and intelligent girlfriend, that supports, encourages and loves him always.

Please, this chocolate is for you. Your too kind, Assaad.

by SpenceElenorr August 20, 2013

asrafing

The act of biting your lip when taking a 'selfie'. The look can either be a seductive attempt unless you are Asraf, then your face is just stuck like that.

Warning. Asrafing does not get you the girls.

Asrafing may cause side effects such as sore bottom lip and herpes.

All my selfies consist of my Asrafing.

by Lilbittttt July 25, 2014

asiafrica

A combination of two continents: "Asia" and "Africa." Used by ignorant fools who failed 3rd grade geography.

Teacher, addressing her class: Now, can anybody tell me where Zimbabwe is?
Classmate: Ooh, I know this one!
Teacher: Alright, then. Tell us.
Classmate: The country of Zimbabwe is in Asiafrica!
Teacher, to herself: Sigh...why is murder illegal?

by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017

Ass2fat

A phrase used to address a fat ass, it's like H2o but instead its Ass2fat. It can be used to exclaim inability to perform a task due to rear thickness. it too can be used has a complement, a catch phrase, something you say when high, or something to say in between silence.

person 1: *unable 2 sit on a chair*
person2: "haha ass2fat"

person 1: "look at my new skirt!"
person 2: "damn ass2fat"

person 1: *high* "guess what?"
person 2: *high* "what?"
person 1: *high* "ass2fat"

person 1: *pants rip*
person 1 & 2 in harmony: "ass2fat!"

by domi.co June 26, 2020