ass

a word meaning donkey commonly used in the Bible, and causes a giggle in Religion class.

"though shall not covet thy neighbor's ass."

by liz April 26, 2005

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

get off my ass

by xcraft37 May 10, 2018

ass

A type of donkey or mule. Not to be confused with 'arse' which means someones rear end. Blame American ignorance for this misconception.

Fondle it like a favoured ass George.

by Bez lad, give it a tug, mmmm December 21, 2004

ass

Verb: To insert a unpleasantly shaped item, often under duress, into one's own anus, either for storage or concealment.

Ass the weed man, ass the weed! They's comin!
Bitch, are you for real?

by Curtain October 10, 2005

'ass

commonly the place at the rear end of the body... also known to be anal retentive... i.e. someone who shouts profanity as a means of expressing themselves

Mule meat.. } PTSD.. derived from the terrets origin... im not making fun.. just easing the tension here.. this will be a lot easier if you lay back.... and just breathe..

by jadednative24 September 29, 2003

ass

ass is an animal
arse is anatomical

you ride an ass sitting on your arse

by ausdicto June 22, 2010

ass

The process or act of being an ass; a person who represents or looks like an ass.

The ass called Selway gave Eugene a good time last night.

by Eugene Wong September 16, 2003