1) A term for the rising economic powers of East Asia, including Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, and Hong Kong.
2) A colloquialism for an attractive older woman of Asian descent who is sexually active with younger men; the Asian equivalent of a cougar.
2) A colloquialism for an attractive older woman of Asian descent who is sexually active with younger men; the Asian equivalent of a cougar.
1) Many attribute the rise of the "Asian Tiger" nations to the economic leadership of Japan, via the Flying Geese model of development.
2) Dude, did you see billy last night- he totally hooked up with that hot Asian Tiger!
2) Dude, did you see billy last night- he totally hooked up with that hot Asian Tiger!
by gorodetsky October 30, 2009
Get the Asian Tigermug. Somebody who comes from Asia, or is of Asian descent that is no longer in working condition. Meaning, an asian that cannot speak their native language or has forgotten about their culture and/or traditions.
by francine! October 30, 2008
Get the broken asianmug. When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.
Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?
Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!
Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!
by the_ampharos December 15, 2011
Get the asian secondmug. the migration that almost every single asian family, who lives in canada, to either Toronto or British Colombia. Because of the lower living costs in other provinces, they move there for the minimum 2 years, then eventually leave to go to Toronto or B.C. because they are bigger cities.
person 1: the tagawas moved already?
person 2: yup, their 2 years were up. heard they were going to toronto.
person 1: damnnn thats some asian migration right there..
person 2: yup, their 2 years were up. heard they were going to toronto.
person 1: damnnn thats some asian migration right there..
by concon2 October 11, 2010
Get the asian migrationmug. Asian Doll is the hardest doll.
Asian Doll Just Dropped Back Door 😍
I’m listening to Savage Barbie By Asian Doll
Asian Doll Just Dropped Back Door 😍
I’m listening to Savage Barbie By Asian Doll
by Dolllllll January 19, 2021
Get the Asian Dollmug. The main cause of dispair in most asian teenagers' lives. Here are some major characteristics of asian parents:
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
Examples of asian parents:
1. Dad can I go watch a movie with my friend? It's saturday.
No! It already 10:30! Get to bed NOW!!!
2. Mom can I have $2 for lunch today?
No go earning it yourself.
3. Mom why did you give my gift card away to some random asian dude?
Because you don't are needing it.
4. Dad: I give you haircut now!
Kid: But my hair isn't even long.
Dad: I don't care! You look like girl! Come over here before I take away you TV and compute privalwoeigb *privaleges*awoiwebgio(word to complicated to process)
5. Dad can I go outside for a while? I just finished a whole SAT.
No! Go do another!
6. Self explanatory
7. Kid: Oh fuck I just got an 88 on my math test.
Friend: You're fucked when you get home...
8. Mom can I go hang out with my friends I just got a 100 on my math test!
Why you no get extra credit? Stay home and study so you get extra credit next test.
9. Self explanatory
10. Mom: Who you talking to on phone?
Kid: Nobody
Mom: Let me listen *snatches phone*
Mom: *in phone* HARRO? WHO THIS?
Girl: Ummm... hi
Mom: *hangs up* Why you talk with girl? You get in bed with her?
11. Dad can you please stop peaking into my room?
No. I have to make sure you no using drug or do illegal things.
12.
Put some suntan rotion on you skin so you no get skin cansa!
You must show me compute history every day so i making sure you no looking at irregal web site!
Why you no get 100? When I little kiddie I arways get perfecting test score with extra credit addeding to score!
I hate you! You no never behaving, always thinking about play. Arr you thinks about are eat, sreep, game. Why cannot you act rike the perfected kid that I wanting you to be? You just an razy stupiding kid who cannotingedry act applopliatery and you justing never not no study!!!
1. Dad can I go watch a movie with my friend? It's saturday.
No! It already 10:30! Get to bed NOW!!!
2. Mom can I have $2 for lunch today?
No go earning it yourself.
3. Mom why did you give my gift card away to some random asian dude?
Because you don't are needing it.
4. Dad: I give you haircut now!
Kid: But my hair isn't even long.
Dad: I don't care! You look like girl! Come over here before I take away you TV and compute privalwoeigb *privaleges*awoiwebgio(word to complicated to process)
5. Dad can I go outside for a while? I just finished a whole SAT.
No! Go do another!
6. Self explanatory
7. Kid: Oh fuck I just got an 88 on my math test.
Friend: You're fucked when you get home...
8. Mom can I go hang out with my friends I just got a 100 on my math test!
Why you no get extra credit? Stay home and study so you get extra credit next test.
9. Self explanatory
10. Mom: Who you talking to on phone?
Kid: Nobody
Mom: Let me listen *snatches phone*
Mom: *in phone* HARRO? WHO THIS?
Girl: Ummm... hi
Mom: *hangs up* Why you talk with girl? You get in bed with her?
11. Dad can you please stop peaking into my room?
No. I have to make sure you no using drug or do illegal things.
12.
Put some suntan rotion on you skin so you no get skin cansa!
You must show me compute history every day so i making sure you no looking at irregal web site!
Why you no get 100? When I little kiddie I arways get perfecting test score with extra credit addeding to score!
I hate you! You no never behaving, always thinking about play. Arr you thinks about are eat, sreep, game. Why cannot you act rike the perfected kid that I wanting you to be? You just an razy stupiding kid who cannotingedry act applopliatery and you justing never not no study!!!
by asdfsadfdsfasdsfadfsdafasd August 17, 2009
Get the Asian parentsmug. 1)the worst thing that can possibly happen in any situation involving any asian,azn. when this rare situation occurs during a school fight, it is guaranteed that the asian will beat the opponent in a bloody pulp!
2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.
3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!
*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.
3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!
*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
black kid 1: lets jump that chink!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them
-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them
-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
by poly high student January 9, 2006
Get the asian ragemug.