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sunday night anxiety 

When you can't sleep on Sunday night because of the fear that Monday will come too soon.
Bob: "I had such bad Sunday night anxiety last night"

Joe: "Yeah me too, I hate Mondays!"

purchase anxiety 

the feeling one gets when overspending, or spending money on something you shouldn't purchase.
I had so much purchase anxiety when I bought that new car I had to think about selling it!

Maid Anxiety 

The feeling when you return to your vacation hotel room after going for a walk, with an intestinal explosion imminent, only to see the maid cart in the corridor near your room. There's a visceral feeling of panic when you realise you may have lost "home field advantage" for your imminent morning joy dump. Particularly relevant after a big night in Vegas.
Dave was looking forward to a good half hour post-breakfast sit down with a copy of ESPN magazine after his tequila and Coors meltdown when he spotted the dreaded cart and had a major attack of maid anxiety.
Maid Anxiety by Sculph January 17, 2010

approach anxiety 

The butterflies feeling when you get in your guts when you want to talk to a HB.
I've got a real sticking point with women, I can't get over my approach anxiety.
approach anxiety by Mr_Nobody November 6, 2006

TsGh Anxiety 

One of the most notorious individuals on the Xbox gaming console. Hated by many people, and previously known as being the strongest DDoSer on the Xbox Live console between 2012-2014. You probably ran into him on Halo 3 and got your internet booted offline. He is not a major hacker, just an e-thug. However he has been known to dox many people and hack into a lot of websites.
TsGh Anxiety joined your Xbox LIVE party

*everybody leaves*
*last online 1 minute ago*
TsGh Anxiety by Modemologist December 18, 2016

sma (Social Media Anxiety) 

The anxiety you feel before posting or tweeting something you are not sure you should be, or posting something that is so important (for an organization for example) that it makes you very anxious.
I really want to post this, but not sure whether I should or not. I have total sma (Social Media Anxiety)...