Amazon punk

Punk who uses fast fashion for all their clothes
Usually became punk in around 2020 - 2021
Is mean to or judges other alternative people for no reason

"They are an amazon punk, Half their clothes are sold on amazon"

by Sir_DayDream February 13, 2022

Amazon Fever

The same thing as yellow fever or jungle fever.Having A sexual fetish of South American women or men.Same can be applied to mexicans.

Guy:I only like brazilians with green eyes and that live in the jungles of the amazon
Guy 2:Dude youve got the amazon fever.

by PrincessBLARITY December 13, 2016

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.

"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.

by Crish K March 23, 2016

amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020

Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift

I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.

by LoveOfMyLife September 06, 2020

Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 24, 2022