Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

Alfie montero

Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly

Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly

by smelly stain January 16, 2020

Alfie

A person that follows girls

Alfie stop following girls

by Hey bitches go shopping December 25, 2020

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie

He is a bootiful Gay boy. Yas Queen!

Alfie is gay

by ALFUOSNSISHSU July 17, 2021

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

Alfie

Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast

He is an Alfie!

by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021