Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022

Africans motawbus

The scientific term for "jungle fever". Highly contagious and seems to be spreading rapidly among the white female community

I just spent the week in the jungle attempting to find a cure for Africans motawbus

by Rlg424 July 25, 2015

African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Buttman Guttman October 25, 2020

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.

Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.

by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018

african avalanche

When during the act of sky diving you are also dressed as any form of safari animal.

Last Sunday I did an African avalanche with Becky. It was so much fun! She's the zebra to my giraffe!!!

by The street sleeper November 16, 2019

African cheeseburger

Two people touching anuses and farting into eachothers bowels

"Did you see John and Julie?? They were doing an African Cheeseburger!"

by Mr. Anal muncher October 1, 2021