dutch auction

its a bit like a dutch-runner but you have to pay the person who's doing it.

Geoff: I'll pay you £5!

Fil: I'll pay you £20!

Mitch: Fair enough, Fil wins this Dutch Auction, when do we start?

by kdsjfksdd June 29, 2011

Education pew pew man

A kindergarden school shooter

Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!

by shyguy1824 February 9, 2018

educational arrogance

The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.

The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.

Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..

Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.

by this_is_not_your_stuff May 11, 2018

aDICKtion

Someone who is so addicted to something they become a dick.

“That dude is aDICKtion”

by Colour black December 4, 2018

Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.

He got that sex slave at a model auction.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.

A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!

by ebayluva August 21, 2008

Azuration

A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against the glass and the euphoric feeling that rushes to the head with you realize you might finally get what you've always wanted.

Aggrevation
Zealoty
Unconditonal Live
Repetitive beating of the head
Eurphoria

I've been in a state of Azuration since the moment I met her.

by Denis Baldwin February 11, 2004