A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:
1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.
2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.
2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.
by ScYtH August 17, 2004
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the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo
“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”
by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020
Get the Kangaroo Abortion mug.Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
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Get the Post-Birth Abortion mug.When you and your girl are into some freaky shit, take her dead baby thats been in the fridge and stick it in between your cock and her vagina and start fucking.
Person 1- "yup i used that homesick abortion on her ass."
Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?
Person 1- "She's pressing charges."
Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?
Person 1- "She's pressing charges."
by Aleksandr Aleksandrov January 9, 2017
Get the Homesick Abortion mug.A lot of anti-choicers think that people should opt for adoption rather than abortion, but how many of those up-for-adoption children have the pro-lifers adopted? The problem with adoption is that thanks to 'great' innovations such as IVF and other means of forcing the body to become pregnant when it clearly thinks that it is a bad idea (i.e., harmful recessive genes, repeated miscarriages, etc.), people no longer have to resort to adoption to get the child they so badly want since they'd rather have a child of their own. Out of those few who do adopt, they usually only adopt healthy newborn babies, while handicapped and older children must grow up without families. There are far more children who are up for adoption than who are being adopted... sad but true.
by Child Hatter May 27, 2003
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