Adam

A man with HUGE nostrils.

"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.

by sexytoelover69 May 4, 2020

adam

stinky parsnip looks like a chicko trys to make everone laugh small willy

adam

by Adam parsnip April 10, 2021

Adam

Adam is witty and charming. His sometimes robotic demeanour can come across as standoffish, but deep down you know he's got a good heart. He loves numbers and is a freak in the (excel) sheets. Any girl would be lucky to have an Adam.

Adam, can you give me a recommendation on where to get the freshest pasta?

by R2D219 November 22, 2021

Adam

He's a very smart and hot guy, he needs a girlfriend but his crush won't give him a chance even though he is perfect for her in every way.

Adam is hottt

by DieOnImpulse February 7, 2023

Adam

A fuckable boy that really likes pokemon. He gets so many bitches and lives in the US.

Omg your such an (adam)!

by Gianni91 December 11, 2022

Adam

Used the day after any holiday or birthday. Basically, it's like using the word "Eve" before a holiday or birthday.

Steve: Hey, Butch, whatcha doing for Christmas Adam?

Butch: What the f*&% are you talking about, Steve?

Steve: Dude, everyone knows when Christmas Adam is. It's the day after Christmas, duh?????

by Teecat December 29, 2011

Adam

A guy who is misunderstood to be dumb. But his friends are the main cause, he is a computer person. But before he can express the area he is smart in he is interrupted by his friends telling him that "They Don't Care. Shut up". Tries to be fun and acts like he is having a good time with his friends but is dying inside because of the jokes about his shortness and how he is nerdy. The only fun time he has is playing games and day dreaming about that girl he likes but is too shy to talk to. Funny and tries to be cute. His friends take his belongings a lot and tosses them around the bus. Cries silently sometimes. The only reason he still hangs out with his friends is that they can make him laugh sometimes. Adams are usually shy.

Guy : Adam, sit by us!
Adam : *silently tries to walk pass*
Guy : *sits Adam down*
Adam : *silently laughs*

by imlookingatyou January 18, 2015