Adam

the that owns my pants.

girl says: oh, OWNED
Adam says: own your face, your mom and your PANTS!
girl says: um, i would kinda like to have those back. thanks.

by pink :) April 19, 2009

Adam

Adam while being hot as hell he's a huge ASSHOLE. He is completely self absorbed, obsessed with his own hot self. Don't get on his bad side because he remembers anything and everything so he'll go for blood.

Adam is incapable of loving anyone but himself.

"Why are you crying on your birthday?"
"Adam didn't get me a present then yelled at me calling me a baby when I mentioned I was still waiting for my Christmas present"

by BurlesqueNurse January 28, 2015

Adam

he thinks hes awesome but the word awesome means Scared, Skinny, and Lonely

jared: "why does he hate you?"
Adam: "cause im awersome"
jared: "by awesome you mean scared, skinny, and lonely"

by Dijonator schifty-five August 24, 2008

Adam

A guy that bull shit's around and sits on his ass being lazy saying he will do something but never doing it or fucking you over

Person 1: Are you still you going to the beach with me

Person 2: No im going to destin

Person 1: thats where were going
Person 2: o well i still cant go
person 1: your such a adam

by modest mouse 1111111111111111 September 25, 2010

Adam

A total prick! This guy thinks he's the bee's knees but he's delusional. You will often find him sucking on his dad's dick or pony tail.

Guy: Man that dude is an arsehole.
Girl: Yeah, he's a total Adam.

by Randolph_The_Great April 5, 2019

Adam

A fucking prick and he’s attracted to men

Guy one: you see Adam

Guy two: yeah he’s so in to you

by Your fucking king December 24, 2019

Adam

The gayest man on planet earth, loves to suck the biggest dick and ride the biggest dick on the plannet, loves to go out with the homies and fall asleep first, i love dick ilove dick i love dick he says Love Sosa, bitches love Sosa, huh?
Let them know then, 'Raris and Rovers (huh)
Bang, bang-bang
God, y'all some broke boys, God, y'all some broke boys

Sorry i wanted to sing CHIEF KEEF

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But adam is also very gay and loves to fuck guys

"IS THAT ADAM?"

"HIDE THE CHILDREN!!"

by POLOTHESLUMPGOD April 24, 2022