what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft

Made by JumpRozhok and NickVerdone, Fishburg was the youngest anarchy server to get griefed, took a legendary 6 minutes. this was during the 2B2T (oldest anarchy server) bot exploit, this violent attack left the servers main hub crippled and the servers hosting PC screaming. RIP Fishburg Anarchy (Still in use today) join the discord here

https: //discord. gg/ rrFZwcYkPN

whats The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft?

Fishburg you fucking idiot

by MoonMan2007 October 4, 2022

Actualized Defamation

Actualized Defamation is the result akin to "call a person a monster for long enough, they will become a monster" but on a larger scale. When society or a powerful feed source within it presents manufactured or stereotyped information about one group of people, those people over time will become what they are told they are, even if the target group fights against or protests the propaganda/prejudice. Indeed the fight against the words cast about them can aid in speeding and further ingraining it as truth.

"Gay males are overly focused on sex and generally rebellious against safe practices, in my opinion, is the perfect example of actualized defamation. If they lived through the 80s and 90s, they had the media's AIDS obsession, the Christian Church's bible and evangelicals, and the general public's ignorance telling them from every direction they were 'plague spreading sexual monsters'."

by FaqBasher January 17, 2022

actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.

So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”

by anonymous January 20, 2022

Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.

Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"

by Balls_Man May 29, 2022

Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021