Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell November 6, 2008
Get the excuses are like assholes mug.A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
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Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.
That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
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by Edub923 September 12, 2010
Get the Satans Asshole mug.its an insult from the remake of the 90's movie IT. Richie Tozier ( Trashmouth ) says it after beating the shit out of Henry Bowers and his goons with help of the losers club. After he was saying the phrase he gives the weirdo both birds, then joins the rest of the ' Losers '
" Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole ." Richie exclaimed after the ' Rock war ' with Henry and the assholes.
by RANDOM AND BORED AF October 24, 2017
Get the go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole mug.One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
Especially true in the art scene.
Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?
Joe: Yeah, so true.
Joe: Yeah, so true.
by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010
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"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"
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"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"
by Tommy Stein! August 29, 2009
Get the assholeary mug.Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.
by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009
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