assclown

Someone who makes pointless comments and is always mad about the small things. No make up is neccesary to be considered an assclown, Although blond hair helps.

That Cara, she such an assclown.

by crasarfdsa June 26, 2007

assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

Assclown

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

by ArmyVet September 4, 2016

assclown

noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.

A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.

by Treehouse Bahr September 22, 2005

Assclown

An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.

You are an Assclown.

by Eric Sutton July 15, 2008

Assclown

an assclown is basicly another word for a fool or idiot the scottish translation is idjiot

" you got a f in maths , you assclown

by anth1991 February 4, 2006

assclown

somebody who is so bass that they'll fart for other peoples benifit in the belief that it will be a merry pastime for all.

''Oh you, acting the assclown again?''. She said with a thin facade of amusement.

by Bardoi Music November 30, 2010