Alec C. Schneider

a stupid fucking Canadian man whole loves Tim Hortons, hockey, and pc games....

....and weezer

Alec C. Schneider is a stupid Canadian

by lunadatuna February 27, 2022

Alec

a person who is the niggest gayest bitchest with no hoes uglyest fat fuck who likes kissing men

oh dont talk to that guy he a alec

by yobitchassmom July 1, 2024

Alec

Alecs are pretty interesting. He’ll make dumb jokes and have no common sense, but still manages to make A’s. All the ladies fall for Alec, probably because none of them realize how he will never love them in return. He flirts with allllll the girls, but has a girlfriend. So confusing. He is extremely popular and a HUGE player. Everybody knows Alec. If you really get to know him, he can be a great friend to talk to, it might take a couple years though.

“Alec? Oh yeah I know him. All my girl friends like him.”

“HOTTIE!!”

by grayeyedgirl May 24, 2018

Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 17, 2023

Alec

Now this guy this guy Alec let me tell ya. Boy is he cool. he is so cool, it doesnt matter if hes not cool, because when he enters the room everyone orgasms from his massive penis. and thats just the start of it he also provides excellent nourishment from his ever lactating fountain bestowed upon both of his breasts. This source of nourishment has fed generations of lucky little mice. In which he has a colony of 375 oh 376 one was born, a little mouse baby named kenneth. Alec the giver the bringer and the taker of life.

"Hey whats up with that Alec guy"

"shhh do not say that name around here you'll start a parade they love that guy here!"

by Greggory Jensen the 15th August 29, 2023

alec

alec is the type of person you know is gonna be your best friend the minute you meet him. he is kind, caring, and sometimes a pain in the ass, but he always does his best to be there for you despite the hell he's going thru. he may get grumpy with me for no reason but i still love him ig.

Person: "Who tf are u texting?"
Me: "Alec, he's so annoying!!!"

by deeluvsmocha January 14, 2022

Alec

A total jerk(when he wants to be) doesnt have good manners, and has a VERY bad temper. And alec doesnt take criticism very well, and hates to be in awkward situations. An alec is also very annoying, as he will bug you about a certain thing a million times without stopping.

Girl: hey do u see that guy over there?

Other girl: yea he's a total alec!!!

by idgaf about ur life September 14, 2017