All New

All New is a phrase that is used by advertisers to express that a product is allegedly very different from its predecessor or the prior art. While this phrase may have had a lot of meaning at some point, it has really lost that meaning through overuse and misuse. For example, a 2009 version of car with minor changes compared to the 2008 version may be marketed as "the all new X car." Also of note, the phrase may be used for a long period of time after an introduction of a product or service, so the "new" part of "all new" has also lost some significance. For example, in July of this year car manufacturers will still likely be marketing a car as the "all new x car" even though it has been available since September of the previous year.

The "All New" Porsche 911 with revised styling.

by joethepatent June 24, 2008

all bag no water

This is a term commonly used to describe a nice clean fart with no personal repercussions. More specifically, the fart was all air and no water aka poop water.

"Wow man, that was all bag no water, that's impressive."

by honkandglue March 29, 2015

All Talk No Drop

Its when you feel like you have to take a big shit, so you pull down your pants and sit on the toilet, and nothing but farts come out. You leave utterly disappointed.

Brandon: "Hey how did your Epic dump go?"

Rick: "Aww man it was uneventful, no poop. It was All Talk No Drop."

by TheTEToffensive September 8, 2010

all that jelly and no toast

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy

Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..

by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006

All Blacks

Greatest rugby team in the world. Represent New Zealand. Many teams aspire to be as great as them but fall short. Last won the World Cup in 1987. Good rivals with the Wallabies (Australia)

"The All Blacks are the best"

by hammer November 17, 2003

All Night Long

When a two people kiss cuddle & fuck during the late night and early morning hours of the day.

Craig : So why were you late for work again today?
Chad: I was over at Kiersten's again and we went "All Night Long" and my dick was tired this morning!
Craig : Nice!!!

by SlopNChop February 5, 2017

All Along the Watchtower

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.

"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."

by My name December 19, 2005