Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

Alfie

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls

Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right

by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019

alfie

an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.

friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she

by halpor July 19, 2019

Alfie

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.

Alfie is gay.

by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie

Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit

“Alfie has shit on the bed and has been a bold boy”

by 632008king September 26, 2023

ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 03, 2024