The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
Get the Alfie Brooksmug. Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.
by Lydia xox February 2, 2024
Get the Alfiemug. An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
by Viperanusball November 25, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. The most annoying peace of shit on the planet that looks like fucking Elsa and talks shit even tho he has a micro penis.
by Jace’s micro peen July 3, 2019
Get the Jace Alfymug. "Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
by mankdjuad July 24, 2022
Get the Alfiemug. A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey
Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!
by LocalGeary January 5, 2022
Get the Alfiemug.