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Alfie

Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022
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Alfie george gates

Son of a very strange man and has a very attractive mother
alfie george gates's mum is so fit
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
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Alfie Peake

A true gypsy man, he’s got a gun and dates fat girls for fun 😉
Oi have you heard Alfie peake is dating that fat bird
by TylerJon January 18, 2022
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Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong
by anonymous May 25, 2022
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Alfie

Massive cock hates gingers and likes big bobs and fights aliban members for isis
Alfie is a sexy beast with big cock would make me not walk for 3 weeks
by finlay sexy breast April 4, 2022
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Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt
he is an alfie
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Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.
That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie
by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022
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