Joel Piper

The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.

Check out Joel Piper rip it up on stage with Confide.

by ShibbyPeace June 30, 2010

billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

Billy Joel

Is a discrete way to talk about a Blowjob in public.

Debra gave me a Billy Joel.

by Lifeless Eyes August 25, 2016

Joel Keith

Joel Keith is the number 1 sex offender of all time. He raped Lara with 2-inch cock which wasn't nice.

Stop being such a Joel Keith

by Jeff1088 September 2, 2019

joel schumacher

asshat that ruined the batman movies.

Batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

The Joel Rub

A bisexual or gay male who plays off being drunk or high to get a free rub or cop a feel from another or group of males.

The Joel Rub: After that shot he went to the bathroom, he got a Joel Rub on those guys by the wall.

by VanillaDrizzle August 8, 2008