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DVI Cable

A euphemism for intense gay love betwixt two nerds
"Mitchell and Jacob are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm saying." "Screw you, matey."
by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017
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Jumper cables

Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.
by Doglyus June 26, 2024
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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Laying a cable

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.
Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster
by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023
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cable

im just gonna lay this cable down
by mini hink September 27, 2017
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