wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
by Bwooly1001 December 09, 2015
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Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."
"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"
by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009
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Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.
Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!
by Harold Clampet November 12, 2010
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Anus Beard

The growth of hair in the buttocks
My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?
by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009
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bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up
by Shikey Tues November 21, 2010
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Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.
I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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