Japanese Subway girl

scary japanese woman, very

Oh my god i saw the Japanese Subway girl Today in the metro
Lmao idc

by shitcrackeater February 4, 2021

subway now sells cake

A girl that has there ass hanging out while takeing a pic in a subway bathroom

Did you here subway now sells cake

by Subway sells cake February 17, 2018

jon subway guy

The subway guy rapeist

Jon subway guy is a rapist

by Jon the subway guy August 28, 2017

1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch

A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.

Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”

Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”

by NotNotToday September 13, 2020

New York Subway Station

When a man and a woman put their buttholes together and one of them takes a crap into the other persons butthole.

Dude, I gave my girl a New York Subway Station last night and it gave her a quick orgasm.

by Anonymous1124kittykittylicklic April 15, 2010