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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows May 26, 2016
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Sap

by Chanel7 April 9, 2019
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sap out

Exactly like “tap out” but for when someone makes a situation horribly (often unnecessarily) sappy and you can’t take it anymore.
God, dude, Ben’s drunk again, he won’t stop talking about how special this night is etc etc, I’m really about to sap out

Outta nowhere this guy from work starts telling me all this stuff that’s been happening in his life, on my second day! Man I was sapping out hard, but he kept going..
by CJMusic May 9, 2021
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SAP

You want to SAP wit me
by Number 1357 December 14, 2020
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SAP

You can tell by the way that she walk, she got that SAP.
by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020
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Sap Sucker

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker
by SSOOORRREEE November 10, 2020
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Saps

You are a saps !

Stop being a saps
by Doggy smalls August 12, 2017
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