samuel martinez

kristina’s husband

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”

by tsumikii June 20, 2024

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Pulling a Nick Martinez

When you lie so much that you believe your own lies while having some stank breathe.

Yo I heard you never fucked that girl last night.
"Nah man I was just pulling a nick martinez"

Yooooo what did u eat your breathe stinks!!!!
"Shit i must've pulled a nick martinez.

by Area516 May 7, 2019

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Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 8, 2021

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America Martinez is a cool person she is also so pretty she is not fruity like definitely not fruity maybe only for one person but not fruity and she is is very loveable and is like super super cool and no one can compare to america Martinez she might be named after a state but atleast it’s unique unlike you

America Martinez is not fruity

by Super not fruity November 23, 2021

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