Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.

Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”

by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020

Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong

There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small

by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023

Dirty Landon

It’s when you are having sex with a girl and you shit yourself

I had to dump that guy after he gave me a Dirty Landon.

by Rugaroo Dragon July 13, 2023

Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.

Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen

by Brxsr January 12, 2023

Landon Roulston

Landon The Really good hockey player. The really good sport player. The most athletic person in the city

Man I am almost as good as Landon Roulston

by Cali Wager November 2, 2022

Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17

Jack landon is a nonce

by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020

Landon and Natalie

Landon and Natalie. The most strongest long distance couple there is. They will always manage to work through their differences and any problem that tries to get in the way. Although they have gone through a lot, they are still 10 months strong and will continue to stay that way because it will always be Landon and Natalie against the world forever and always.

stranger 1: “Woah, they’re a really amazing couple”

Stranger 2: “They must be a Landon and Natalie!”

by natalieramennoodles October 23, 2020