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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
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Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
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kim kardashian

#barbie #plastic # family drama over being the most spoilt bitch everrrrrrr #toaster bath yourself kim
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Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened
“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian
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Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.
A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*
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Kim Kardashian

Why do i think all the people writing about her r men... like who asked u.
She is famous and rich and u wish u could be her so why don't u stfu and actually get a job and move out of ur family's basement pls...
kim kardashian is rich and famous... i mean go her!
by bimbobitch October 5, 2021
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Qasim kardashian

Qasim kardashian is the sexiest man in the world maybe even the universe he’s so sexy that his mom ate him and he won an award for the sexiest man alive also his balls always hurt for some weird reason and he thinks he’s gay and has a t h i c c ass also people keep looking at him coz of his asshole because he walks around naked he’s so fucking sexy and has a great sense of humor and has 100000000000000000000 *insert currency here* *produces 12 gallons of cum*
Qasim kardashian is so famous and nice and good to hang out with I don’t even know what I’m writing at this point
by Qasim kardashian July 4, 2022
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