Cancer Muggle

A person that thinks they know anything and everything about cancer

Susan: Lavender cures cancer!!
Person: Shut up Susan, you're not my oncologist, you cancer muggle

by trashmouth_tozier January 4, 2019

Cancer lancer

Someone on Brawlhalla who tryhards with lance

"This cancer lancer just zero-to-deathed me by spamming side air"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Pussy Cancer

That pussy is stink and that shit is old and funky dont fuck that pussy

That girl got pussy cancer

by NIGGA LET ME SAVE YOU March 5, 2018

cancer paper

Cancer paper is a supplemental sheet of paper placed inside the cigar to prevent the cigar from disintegrating due to moisture. The paper is made of reconstituted tobacco and is not saturated with cancer-causing agents such as nicotine, as believed by many stoners. Even though the paper is made of tobacco, which can cause cancer, it is not the sole contributor of carcinogenic properties.

Stoner 1: "Aye yo man take out that cancer paper"
Stoner 2: "Thats just a myth bro"

by daholymap November 2, 2015

cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

by Pepper October 17, 2004

Cancer toys

Toys from china that contain harmful toxins like lead, and cheap products.

Charlie: Little suzie is in the hospital now.
Billy: Must be those Cancer toys she plays with.

by Bilayreaycyerus June 2, 2009

Band Cancer

A person in a marching band, whether it be Highschool or College, who constantly causes a disfigured shape or form within the structure/picture the band is trying to display. This person has either very poor perception, disabled in some way, or just lazy.

Guy 1: "Dude, the flower in our last formation looked like a giant dick on field..."
Guy 2: "It was that dumb clarinet bitch..."
Guy 1: *Facepalm* *sigh* "Band cancer, right there...."

by Wolfgang7990 December 13, 2010