A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.
by Dalton18341 November 17, 2007
Basically a beer bong..,or a plastic device that attatches to a beer bottle that has a vent tube...in order facilitate a fast chug of a beer.
Originally started by cuts777inthehizzy on you tube.
Originally started by cuts777inthehizzy on you tube.
by papercuts777 fan November 18, 2012
Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"
Beer Gnat
by Shawn Cassick August 29, 2008
A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.
The one constant at NIU.
The one constant at NIU.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."
PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."
PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"
by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008
when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt
"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"
by brunette22 February 16, 2006
the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.
"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."
by Geeluvss August 18, 2011
John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
by Spaceoutboi September 29, 2015