by Cloudy April 1, 2004

A dumbass bitch with no sense of anything,always has a lost and distant look on his face.sometimes can’t pronounce words correctly and loves to watch YouTube.
Not a smooth talker and smells bad and never will have a girl.
Not a smooth talker and smells bad and never will have a girl.
by Anthony.Cool February 11, 2018

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.
by James Milhowse January 11, 2009

by Berry Mc Kociner October 8, 2016

by .....)&;(;; April 3, 2021

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

by bryan simp April 22, 2022
