October 4th

Today was the day that all the twins were born. Don't mean biological. Mostly the people you meet in 4th grade and claim to be your twin. And twin if you see this,. I LOVE YOU BITCH!!!!!

Person:Happy birthday!
Person:This is the only day I have to be nice to you.
Person:I love you!
Person:I love you too I guess.
Person:It's October 4th!!!!

by AllieGayTerd November 5, 2019

August 4th

The day you must say ‘can I get a Hoya’ to anyone who is called Keira and has this birthday. 💋X

Yo it’s Keira’s birthday (August 4th). *says to keira* can I get a Hoya?

by Kikidouluvme October 16, 2019

February 4th

National Baby Dyke day
That day of the year where all the baby dykes rise up

Why are there so many baby dykes raiding the mall?!
Bro haven’t you heard it’s February 4th

by Bbg_mb4 October 19, 2019

July 4th

MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL

July 4th is murica day

by FUCKYOUCUNTMUFFIN October 14, 2019

August 4th

national embarrass any friends you have

hey, today’s nation embarrass your friends day, august 4th!

by tteokbokki_lover August 4, 2020

October 4th

National Give Your Girlfriend Head Day

Hey its October 4th you want head?

by poopbut420 October 3, 2021

December 4th

National send a booty pic day

Oh shit it's December 4th! Time to send a booty pic!

by NotAsura-ian December 4, 2020