January 1st

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

December 1st

Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month

Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut

by Yeet, skeet, delete November 1, 2019

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

March 1st

March 1st is National Ask Out your crush day.Dont be scared to go up to your crush and ask him/her out

People born on March 1st are so incredible and nice these people are especially sweet and true friends

by jj0101🏳️‍🌈🥰 February 28, 2020

November 1st

Today is national shadow demon day!! Today you have to support shadow demons and give them an offering. ♠️

Person 1: Dude you have to give an offering to a shadow demon it’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh really-?!
Azoroth (Random Shadow Demon name): 😈

by InfiniteEdgy October 30, 2023

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 9, 2019

January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020