December 1st

Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month

Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut

by Yeet, skeet, delete November 1, 2019

November 1st

No it is not Christmas,

DO NOT post happy xmas on your Snapchat story's, Christmas will be on in another month so chill

Person 1. scrolling through Snapchat stories on November 1st.

Still Person 1. looking at people put up Xmas movies and songs saying happy Xmas.

Person 2. shaking my head, no its not Christmas it's in like a month Karen!

by Annomynous88 November 1, 2019

November 1st

National “Hold someones hands holiday”

hey amy it’s november 1st or
national hold someone hands holiday

by psdjsnekskk October 31, 2021

November 1st

National give your bae/crush a hug day

Person1: hey can I have a hug?
Person2: no why?
Person1: it’s November 1st

by Fsgsjxksnbzhzjsjs October 31, 2021

September 1st

September 1st is slap someone butt that’s named Eli/Elijah/Elite or anyone that starts with E because their cute🤍AND THICK

For example:

P1 hey Emily

P2 yess?
P1 slaps butt
P2 what’d you do that for
P1 ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST

by Maddy_lovely August 31, 2021

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

November 1st

International Eat Ass Day

1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass

by asstastegoodiasuume October 28, 2022