April 13th

National give me your nudes day

John: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hi John
John: give me your nudes because it's April 13th!
Sarah: ok

by Mr. Hehe April 13, 2022

April 13th

April thirteenth is international fuck-a-friend day. Huh, they really let any moron make one of these

“Well Hannah, it’s april 13th, you know what that means!”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

April 13th

International fuck-a-friend day
Huh. They really let any moron make one of these

“Well, it’s april 13th, you know what that means, Hannah”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

April 13th

The day "Club Penguin Rewritten" was shut down

Person 1: Hey its april 13th

Person 2: The day CPR was shut down?

Person 1: Yes!

Person 2: #SAVECPR

Person 1: #SAVECPR

by BrotImWeltraum April 13, 2022

May 13th

National make out with Chiara day!

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022

May 13th

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!

YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner

by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022