by wongo bongo man June 17, 2019
Get the Maxmug. A Max is a dickhead assface that knows nothing and is worth nothing. He is trash. He is also a hobohabilis. Come at me bro!
Max.
by Fhffhfhdowbweifbf April 9, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.
by Shshhana October 25, 2017
Get the Maxmug. He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by Dc top dogs March 22, 2017
Get the Maxmug. A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.
"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
by Big Man 62 September 5, 2019
Get the Maxmug.