Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019

Kyle

A living and breathing dryer sheet

Dang Kyle look it’s you
*points to dryer sheet*

by Dad is that you June 3, 2019

Kyle

the EXTREME GAMER that will chug monsters and punch holes through his wall

person 1: yo you see Kyle yet?
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.

by Kennedi Huff December 31, 2019

Kyle

when one man sticks his penis in another mans asshole.

they kyled all night long.

by kyle grant June 14, 2008

Kyle

A mooch

"Hey can I get a cigarette"
"Don't be a kyle."

by SkulFckCrescendo July 3, 2008

Kyle

Someone who is known for doing random shit for no reason. He also likes video games. He loves getting money and hoes. He is someone who gets caught for plagiarizing and getting drunk all the time. He loves to use phrases from TV shows such as "pussy bitch".

"I was such a Kyle last night.

by accuratedefintions69 September 16, 2014

Kyle

A Stereotypical white man.

Look at that Kyle over there drinking coffee from Starbucks and doing his yoga.

by Aldo, YO May 7, 2008